Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Whoa, that lovin’ feeeeeelin’

I think that I am going to write to the PM to see what he can do about banning crushes. It is my personal belief that crushes and acne should cease to be a problem once you’ve turned 18. If once you hit 18 you are considered adult enough to vote, protect your country in the armed forces and serve alcohol [at least in Canada], then it is wholly unfair that I should also have to worry about so-and-so liking me.

Couples should be determined based on lottery, and whose genetic make-up society would most like to see combined [not in a eugenics sort of way or anything]. I haven’t worked out all the details, but surely some reality-TV executive could figure out a way to make the process fun, fair and far less tween-y than it currently is. Because I’m about sick to death of feeling like a 13 year old girl going through puberty all the time.

14 Comments:

Blogger n.v. said...

I have a non-sexual crush on you, and if you write to the PM about it, I will crush you with my asscheek.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Ed Grow said...

Are you sprouting A-cups? (Jk.) Love!

7:32 PM  
Blogger swirlogirl said...

be sure when you write that note to include a "maybe" box

7:56 PM  
Blogger yournamehere said...

First I didn't know Canada Day even existed, and now it took me forever to figure out that PM meant Prime Minister. Sorry, but I know nothing about Canada. I've always lived in the Southern part of the U.S., first southeast now southwest; nowhere near Canada. You guys need to edumacate me.

8:04 PM  
Blogger Digby said...

my advice...wear sunscreen.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Rob Danger said...

Dearest NonV,
Non-sexual crushes are absolutely the best and only kind of crushes I tolerate!
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Dearest Eddie [may I call you Eddie?],
my pectorials have never looked more A-cup-y. Spank-U for asking.
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Dearest Swirl,
What are you implying about my box?!
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Dearest YNH,
To be honest I have a very limited knowledge of the US of Ghey so I'd say we're even.
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Dearest Ryan,
I'm not sure how it relates, but I assure you I'm paranoid about skin-cancer so I always do.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Brookelina said...

Flesh - I am much much much older than you and I still get zits. So when they tell you that eventually you won't have to worry about that sort of thing anymore, they mean when you are dead.

10:31 PM  
Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

I've found myself horny as a teen lately, and that should be outlawed as well. I wish there was somewhere to store my mojo until I actually get to use it again.

12:11 AM  
Blogger n.v. said...

as long as the zits aren't on your pussy, brooke, I'd say it's nothing to squawk about.

ghey, with so many now vying for your attention, I may have to turn on the charm.

xo

1:13 AM  
Blogger Rob Danger said...

Dearest Brooke,
I hate zits. I realise that's no revelation but still, I hate them.
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Dearest AndI,
I concur, my libedo has been in overdrive as of late. When it's not off completely.
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Dearest NonV,
You will always be number one in my jock-strap. Once again, I heart your photo.

1:36 AM  
Blogger Egan said...

Maybe I have a crush on you too... hmmm.

4:32 AM  
Blogger sixshooter said...

Even I have a crush on you, Fleshy, but don't worry ... I'm way to far away to do anything about it. I guess you have to stop being so adorable.

It's those "in person" crushes that are the killers, aren't they?

7:25 AM  
Blogger Ruben said...

Lol! I agree with you totally. Who needs butterflies in the stomach and getting drunk after you've been rejected.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Rob Danger said...

I usually get drunk and that usually results in rejection, but to each their own.

4:08 PM  

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